I Tried the Famous Coital Alignment Technique From Netflix’s ‘Sex/Life’

In case you lose it, Netflixnew series of Sex / Life horns like hell. Billie (played by Sarah Shahi) is a sex goddess. She spent the entire season bragging about her electrochemistry to her ex-boyfriend Brad (played by Adam Demos).

Not only is Brad hot, rich and wearing a leather jacket while riding a motorcycle, but he’s also very good in bed — and by the pool… and leaning against the wall… and in the elevator. Did I mention he also has a penis the size of an elephant’s trunk?

Here’s where it gets interesting though: A very docile Billie doesn’t credit Brad’s sexual prowess for his massive schlong. Instead, she attributes it all to his knowledge of coital alignment techniques. Its this The sexual move shown in episode 5 basically makes her unable to stop fantasizing about Brad.

Now, as someone very happily married to her own “Brad,” I knew I had to try the famous technique to see if it would work. I one Netflix-caliber orgasm. Knowing that provided the “final connection” for Billie and Brad, I joined.

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Like others in the world, I didn’t know WTF was actually a coital alignment technique. Billie also never really explained how to do it, she just said this in her lil voice:

“There are entire books on the subject, either Brad read or never needed. But when done right, it gives the ultimate connection, both physical and emotional. I feel closer to him than anyone.”

After talking to lots of experts and watching a lot of porn (you know, for research), I’ve learned the coital alignment technique is like an upgraded version of the missionary. “It’s a very small and specific variation that focuses on clitoral stimulation to achieve a higher rate of orgasm,” says sex therapist Rachel Smith said before around the world.

Basically, the receiver lies on their back and the intruder is placed on top of them, sweating and urging and grumbling as usual in evangelism.

However, the difference is that instead of pushing in and out normally, only the tip of the penis is inside the vagina because the base of the penis is rubbing against the clitoris. And thanks to all the extra stimulation to the clitoris, orgasms are supposed to be easier and better.

‘Cause I’m a part of 82 percent of people with vaginas who can’t get out with just penetration, I suppose this is the perfect test to see if Brad’s technique is bullshit or a game changer.

Try the Coital Alignment Technique

To set the scene, I decided to create some romance in my bedroom. While I’m not a fan of sex in bed, that’s how Billie and Brad did it, so that’s how I’ll do it too.

After lighting various scented candles and throwing some leftover fake rose petals from my wedding all over the blanket and floor, I yelled for my husband to meet me in the bedroom. As he stepped into the gorgeously lit atomic space, he looked at me sitting on the bed and said, “Oh, damn it, you want some of this dick?”

Not a great start, but after applying a bunch of Lubrication and gave a brief explanation of what we were doing, my husband called me Brad.

Because the whole point of coital alignment is — you guessed it —align your genitals, my center should protrude above his usual missionary position. Following the instructions of the experts, he placed his weight on me and slowly moved his body over mine, allowing only light penetration but total friction.

Problem: Because of our height difference (I’m 5’2″ and he’s 5’11”), I feel like I’m only looking at his chest hair and not his eyes like I usually do seen in evangelism. When he asked me how I was feeling, I realized that I was so distracted by examining the mole on his collarbone that I forgot I had to pay attention to the fact that I was having sex with him. my husband literally.

“When was the last time you went to see a dermatologist?” I asked, reaching out to touch the suspicious spot on his neck. “You have some weird moles.”

Without skipping a beat, he took my hands and clamped them over my head, his weight and movement sending a deep ripple that sent shivers down my pelvis. Leaning back slightly, he stares at me intensely, his blue eyes make me forget about my moles and Netflix shows and the fact that I’m trying to have some kind of relationship. specific education.

With each push, it felt like we were melting into each other. My toes dug into his calves as he shifted his weight onto my body, and constant groans rose in my throat, fleshly and deep.

For five hours (well, five minutes, actually), we had some of the most intense sex of my life. Between the slow, steady thrusts and the way my wrists twist in his arms – it’s hot. Not hot enough to make me orgasm, that’s why I ended up flipping over, grabbing a vibratorand elbows down, but still better than the average missionary.

Verdict

Finally, I would move the coital alignment technique into the category of “it’s a fun way to feel connected to your partner, but it doesn’t give me the explosive orgasm I thought it would.”

To be fair, it probably takes more practice to *really* get an orgasm from this move. But even knowing that, the chances of me picking it up in the future are slim.

Sure, the connection is good, but if I’m in the mood to leave, it definitely won’t be my goal. I don’t know what Billie’s trick is, but I’m calling bullshit about her coaxial alignment Netflix orgasm. Sorry!!!

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